too weird to live, to rare to die.


put in the simplest greeting, my name is allison. I have to sleep with the fan on and I hate riding in air planes. I hate tomatoes, peanutbutter, & flavored water and I don't have an appendix or a gallbladder. I'm probably not your cup of tea, but that's okay, I probably drink enough for the two of us.

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"wifey, I miss you. see me soon? we need to have a graduation party for your ass anyways" With love, devilsperfection.

haha yes! Jared and I literally just woke up. We were at open mic night last night with Donovan and his lady and it was awesome. Donovan and Jared rapped about hookahs and booty. hahahahhahah.

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